I deleted you off facebook after thinking, quite literally, okay you ignore my inquiry for a room mate fkr two months then fuck this.
Within that hour…
You responded to my messages.
Okay? Well shit. Now I have to fess up.
Perfect timing of course.
Haha…..
Awkward.
I have made my peace woth coffee. I am making it fresh with rosemary and nutmeg. My sweetener will be honey.
It is so awkward to imagine sitting in the room with multiple other women discussing toys they will possibly by to have an orgasm. I have already been through this one time at a friend’s bachelorette party. I was mortified because I have a very creative imagination and I could not escape the horror of what my mind went off thinking. I don’t want to imagine what multiple other women that I don’t even find sexually attractive are doing with their vaginas. Can it get any more awkward? My friend invited me to Toys party and I politely declined. One of those was enough for me and I don’t need to have a second or third time going to them. I would rather let them enjoy themselves in the privacy of their home with who does find them attractive. And especially if you’re my friend I don’t want to discuss the things I do in reference to seeing them literally in front of me before you do them. I don’t need to think about that when I have my own private time. Way too much information. That’s all.